Why I Hated The World Series: Filthadelphia Filthies

My friend, a Yankees fan, asked why I hate Chase Utley. I replied with, "Because he's a c*cksucker." And he goes, "Why is he a c*cksucker?" to which I replied, "The way he talks, the way he moves, the things he says, his overall look and demeanor." Friend: "Yeah, but... why do you hate him?" If my roommate wasn't 6'3'' 225 lbs of solid muscle, I would've forearm-shivered his throat.



Why do I hate Chase Utley? For the same reason I hate Jimmy Rollins and now Cliff Lee. Cliff Lee catches a pop-up to his side like he's shagging fly balls at JV practice not like it's Game One of the goddam World Series and I'm supposed to be all, "Aw shucks, you're a charcter, Cliff. So genuine and humble and pleasantly casual about living the goddam dream."


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In his post-game press conference, he goes, "Well, I've been dreaming about playing in the World Series since I was a kid, so now that I'm here why should I be nervous?" 


What, Cliff Lee worry?

Seriously? What if he drops that ball? Runner gets on - base hit, stolen base, walk, home run, momentum shifts, crowd gets into it. Hey, I've been there...



Maybe I'm pissed off because it seems the 2004-2009 Philadelphia Phillies more closely match the 1986 Mets than today's Mets - a bunch of *ssholes who didn't give a sh*t what you thought or who you were, they just go out there and beat your ass. It sucks to be on the other side of that beating, but maybe the Mets org should take a note, throw caution into the wind and get a couple big mouthed jerks who pile trash talk on top of the performances - guys that can back it up. Instead, we have these beta males who need a pep talk to go on a weeklong hot streak then sh*t the bed in September (or who are originally diagnosed with a "minor" injury then are out for 60 games).

Even with that said, Yankees win, Phillies lose. Thank God Shammgod this series is over. Pitchers and catchers report in 4 months.