Sainted Love: Hot Saints Fan Underboob!

I'm a Giants fan and, to me, every non-Giants game I watch is either too boring or unsettling with respect to each team's fan base. Jets games make me want to hang myself. NFC West games force me to search for razorblades. Raiders and Redskins games make me question humanity. The camera pans to the crowd and they show some fat dude with his face painted or some jackass wearing a ridiculous costume and I think THAT is not the NFL I want to love.

At Giants Stadium, you're not allowed to bring in signs, dress up, or gawk at cheerleaders (because there ARE none). So, the thought of dressing like little orphan Annie or a hog is unfathomable. It's a football game. Drink heavily. Heckle. Repeat. How the hell is you dressing up like goddam Peter Pan or Count Chocula going to help our f'n team win, guy?

So, with all the ridiculous and unappealing outfits a dude can wear to the game, you'd be hard pressed to find a hot chick wearing next to nothing. Yet, New Orleans keeps pumping out the half-nude goodness. First, there was F*ck Da Eagles chick. Now, thanks to Busted Coverage, there's this vision from heaven...

Courtesy of Busted Coverage

This sainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my beers and watch some 'ball

Oh! Sainted Love! Whoa-oh-oh, Sainted Love!

Touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm cheering No Pack no!

Soft Cell Tainted Love
by Celtiemama

If these teams show up on NYG's away game schedule - Tampa, New Orleans, Dallas, Arizona, and San Diego - I'm going to every single one. Strictly for the ladies.