UPDATE: Enough, Facebook! Okay? Just...Enough. (Singles Ads)

***UPDATE, MY FRIENDS: Within minutes of posting my extreme thumbs down dislike of the SinglesNet ad featuring an extremely beautiful young blonde and copy that read, "Connect and chat with thousands of local singles on SinglesNet. It's free!" I exchanged comments with a recent added Facebook friend, Playboy model, Corinne Morrill, who just so happens to be RealLife friends with the girl in said pic. I present to you our e-convo:

As you can see, not only is the girl pictured NOT single, she is NOT local. She's dating a MLB player in California. The complete polar opposite of my sitch - failed Division III middle relief pitcher living in Dirty Jerz. So, to reiterate... F*** YOU, FACEBOOK AND SINGLESNET!

***ORIGINAL POST IS BELOW...
I'm tempted to switch my relationship status on Facebook to "In a Relationship" so I don't have to look at these SinglesNet ads anymore.

I used to overlook these ads. Once in a while, there'd be a cute girl and I sneak a peek. And, once in a Blue Moon Witbier, I'd fool myself into thinking maybe, juuuuuuuuuuuust maybe I have a shot with her. But, Jesus Alowicious Chrysanthemum, LOOK at the girl in this ad. I know it's blurry because I had to increase the size a bit, but even through the over-bloated pixels, you can definitively see this girl's ON F****** FIRE! There is not a chance in hell this chick is single. Not even a little bit. Not even like, well, it's complicated and my boyfriend's cheating on me and I think I'm going to end it. No, this chick is locked up for the rest of time. Notice how they cropped the pic so you can't see her left hand. What's on her left hand, SinglesNet, huh?! WHAT'S ON HER LEFT HAND?!

I want to break the thumb of that "Like" hand, I hate this ad so much. You honestly think this chick lives in or around the NYC metropolitan area? You're out of your godd*mn mind! So, F*** Y** SinglesNet and F*** Y** Facebook! F*** Y** for even insinuating I ever had a shot with this girl in a million lifetimes. Please stop serving these ads to me. I'll start dating someone, okay? Anyone. Just please stop.

PS - Not to mention... okay, so I did click on this ad once and I did register for free but you can't chat with anyone on that site for free. So, hope you like lawsuits, SinglesNet. You lying, cheating, heartless, pandering harvester of souls.