Friday, May 07, 2010

Like Big Ben's Victim, I'm DTF, Baby

I haven't posted in a while mostly because I've been dealing with this little incident I had with Ben Roethlisberger down south. That and I gots this new gig with COED Magazine to write a weekly column previewing the newest movies to hit theaters called, "Movies This Week". Thrown off by the uber-creative title? Don't believe me? Then click on these links then kindly G then F then Y:

Movies This Week: May 7th

Movies This Week: April 30th

Movies This Week: April 23rd

Movies This Week: April 17th

Movies This Week: April 9th

Movies This Week: April 4th

Movies This Week: March 26th

Once you're done GFYing, check out my COED write-ups for sci fi comedy "Hot Tub Time Machine" and all-star action flick "The Expendables". Before you soy milk all over the place, take deep breaths and keep your eyes peeled for previews of Throbbin' Hood and MACGRUBER!!!!!!!



Speaking of MacGruber... which, shouldn't I write, "Writing of MacGruber" since I'm not technically speaking it out loud. Actually, I do speak out loud as I type, just like in any TV or film scene where they don't show the screen. Anyweigh, typing of MacGruber, Playboy.com produced a parody of the SNL skit upon which the movie is based. It stars the lovely Jersey resident and Miss March 2009, Jennifer Pershing, as MissGruber who might be into chicks.




Btw, I f*cking hate movies. Ironic, right?

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